1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:10,000 reads words on screen 2 00:00:17,172 --> 00:00:19,034 I'm gonna miss you. 3 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,896 Oh. I've written it all down, Mum. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,413 You've got his food, his meds, his piggy. 5 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:25,931 And what's his sleep schedule? 6 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:29,965 Uh, he's not a newborn, he's a dog. So, you'll be fine. 7 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:32,344 Oh, Gordon's almost here. 8 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,379 Have a sexy time. 9 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:36,586 Sorry? 10 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:38,241 Well, I couldn't help but notice 11 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:39,827 the lingerie in your bag. 12 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:43,862 Ohh. Oh, like, you couldn't help but go through my bag? 13 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:47,068 We shouldn't have any secrets. We're bezzies! 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,689 Fuck, you're so annoying. 15 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:51,172 So it's back on? That was quick. 16 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:54,655 He's just invited me to, like, a work thing. 17 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,793 Some client has a fancy pub in West Wyalong. 18 00:00:57,896 --> 00:00:59,344 - Oh. - I know. 19 00:00:59,448 --> 00:01:02,724 But, apparently, it's like a really fancy pub 20 00:01:02,827 --> 00:01:04,517 and it's just the two of us, so... 21 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,137 Time to start a family? 22 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:07,413 No. 23 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:09,344 Because when a sperm hits an egg at your age, 24 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:10,655 it just disintegrates. 25 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:11,655 Glad I opened up. 26 00:01:11,758 --> 00:01:13,000 Thanks. Goodbye. 27 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:14,551 All right. Ooh! 28 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:16,965 - Hey. - Hey, sorry. 29 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,068 - That's all right. - Mum's... 30 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,896 - Hello, Gordon! - Oh, hi. 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,482 Don't worry. Your fur baby's in good hands. 32 00:01:22,586 --> 00:01:24,586 Yeah, of course. Thanks for looking after him, Lynelle. 33 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,793 - I really appreciate it. - Oh, no worries. 34 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:29,310 You two enjoy your dirty weekend. 35 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:30,310 Well, I... 36 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:32,551 - Yeah, it's a work trip. - It's a work trip. 37 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:35,827 All work and no play makes Gordon a sexy boy. 38 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:38,862 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,206 - See you later. - Thanks, Mum. 40 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,103 Oh, look who's come to say good... goodbye. 41 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,448 Ohh. 42 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,620 Ciao-ciao. 43 00:01:44,724 --> 00:01:47,103 Ciao-ciao. You're all right. 44 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:48,551 Go back inside. 45 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,310 - See you, Gordy. - Bye. 46 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:51,724 Drive safe. 47 00:01:52,758 --> 00:01:55,068 You know, when, uh, when Lynelle and I do end up together, 48 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:56,586 I don't want you to call me Dad. 49 00:01:56,689 --> 00:01:57,620 - Okay. - I think... 50 00:01:57,724 --> 00:01:59,103 - I think that'd be weird. - Yes, I agree. 51 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,448 Yeah. Yep. 52 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,103 This will be nice. Spend time together. 53 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,344 - A bit of P and Q. - Yeah. 54 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:05,965 So it's, like, a fancy hotel room, yeah? 55 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:07,862 I wonder if there's a bath. 56 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:08,965 - Um... - Gordy. 57 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:10,206 Can we get Macca's? 58 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:11,965 - Hi, Ash! - Hi, Ash. 59 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,862 You knew they were coming as well, didn't you? 60 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:15,931 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 61 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:17,413 - Oh, yeah, these guys? - Yeah. 62 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,206 Oh, no! 63 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,896 Won't just be the two of you? 64 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,310 No, I knew that. I... All good. 65 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:25,862 You packed all that lingerie for nothing. 66 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:28,068 Ohh! Shame. 67 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:37,206 - Anyway, jump in. Yeah, yeah. - Yes, of course. Yes, thank you. 68 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:02,862 Facebook roulette. Let's go. 69 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:06,655 Okay. Okay, you have 948 Facebook friends. 70 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,896 - Yeah. - Who is this one? 71 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,931 Oh, yeah. 72 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:11,103 - Mm-hm. - I know her. 73 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,413 But do you? 74 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,448 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 75 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:14,965 That's... I went... 76 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,655 I went to school with her daughter. 77 00:03:16,758 --> 00:03:19,137 - Mm-hm. - That's Erin Shepley's mum. 78 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,448 More information, please. 79 00:03:20,551 --> 00:03:21,896 Mrs. Shepley is her name. 80 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,827 She has a first name, I'd imagine. 81 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:24,931 Ohhh. 82 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:27,448 - Come on. - Kerry! 83 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:29,034 Bzzz! It's Narelle. 84 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:30,103 - Fuck it! - Oh! 85 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:31,068 Oh, no. 86 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:32,758 I called her Mrs. S! That's not fair. 87 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:34,482 Uh, here. You can do the honors. 88 00:03:34,586 --> 00:03:35,862 No, I can't unfriend her. 89 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,862 - I know who she is. - Hey. Them's the rules. 90 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:40,551 If you can't name them, you've gotta unfriend them. 91 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:41,758 - Wow. - Delete. 92 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:43,103 She's gone. 93 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:44,655 Oh, God. 94 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,000 - That's fucked. - Ha-ha! 95 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:48,275 She's gonna wonder what she did wrong. 96 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:49,793 Maybe you can add me again. 97 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,034 Well, a space did just open up. 98 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:55,482 Okay, now let's play Elephant in the Car. 99 00:03:55,586 --> 00:03:56,758 Hmm? 100 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,862 - What's going on with you two? - What? 101 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,517 It's not the elephant in the car, Chi. 102 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,758 - Oh, okay. I just thought... - Fuckin'... 103 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,000 Ashley, it seemed like you thought 104 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:06,103 this was gonna be like a little romantic getaway. 105 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:08,103 - Chi, don't be a dickhead. - It's Mum. 106 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,827 - She's just messing around. - Ahh. 107 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,068 She's got a warped sense of humor. 108 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:12,965 - Uh-huh. - I don't have lingerie. 109 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,586 So you know that we're just 110 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,241 all gonna be in one room? 111 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:20,000 - Yes, yes, I did not know that. - I knew that. 112 00:04:20,103 --> 00:04:20,931 And now I do. 113 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:23,448 - And I love it. - If you say so. 114 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:28,827 Bit quiet back there, Bretty. You all right? 115 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:32,655 Yeah, yeah, nah. I was just watching Carmen bake. 116 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:34,068 You what now? 117 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:35,827 It's Carmen. She's my girlfriend. 118 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:37,931 Oh, all right, Bretty. When do I get to meet her? 119 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,758 I think Bretty's got to meet her first. 120 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,344 I have met her! Just not in real life. 121 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,137 She lives in Manila. 122 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:44,068 Yeah, she's definitely not a scam. 123 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:44,965 It's not a scam. 124 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:47,241 What's she baking? A visa? 125 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:49,793 Nah. 126 00:04:49,896 --> 00:04:51,448 I challenged her to bake a cake 127 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:52,724 that looks like her boobs. 128 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:53,896 - Oh, really? - It's really good. 129 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,413 - Can I look at that, then? - Yeah. 130 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:56,275 Oh, that's really... 131 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:57,931 - It looks very dense. - Yeah, right? 132 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,275 - Yeah. - Can I have a look? 133 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:00,413 - Yeah, they're good. - Yeah. 134 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,172 Hey, come on. Eyes on the road. What are you doing? 135 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:04,586 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look ahead, mate. 136 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:05,620 You'd risk having an accident 137 00:05:05,724 --> 00:05:07,482 to see a cake that looks like boobs? 138 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:08,793 Yeah. 139 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:14,310 Bernie! 140 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:16,000 Hello, Lynelle. 141 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:19,137 Um, sorry for just showing up like this, but I... 142 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:21,034 I thought you'd stopped all this. 143 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:22,931 Oh, no, I have, I have, really. 144 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:25,413 I haven't had a drink in months. 145 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:28,793 Um, I need to talk to you, Lynelle. May I come in? 146 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,793 Bernie, my feelings haven't changed. 147 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:32,034 Neither have mine. 148 00:05:32,137 --> 00:05:33,620 You made a terrible mistake 149 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:34,931 marrying that fucking cockhead, 150 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,206 but I need to talk to you. 151 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:38,758 Um, it'll only take five minutes. 152 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,448 Please, Lynelle, it's important. 153 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:41,689 All right, five minutes. 154 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:44,379 That's it. 155 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:50,965 Battery 50%. 156 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:53,275 Ugh! 50%. Fuck. 157 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:54,344 - Is that okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 158 00:05:54,448 --> 00:05:57,137 It's... We're fine. It's just annoying. 159 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,931 It helps if you charge it, Gordy. 160 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,586 Yep, thanks, Chi. 161 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:01,517 - So, Gordon? - Yeah. 162 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:03,310 I was wondering if I could get an advance 163 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:06,551 on next month's pay so I can fly Carmen over so we can meet. 164 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:08,724 Um... 165 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,241 'Cause, you know, I'd be happy 166 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:11,931 to drop this whole lawsuit thing. 167 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,000 Are you fucking serious? 168 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:15,965 - What? - You're blackmailing me? 169 00:06:16,068 --> 00:06:17,103 Dude, what the fuck? 170 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:19,379 Mate, Carmen said you'd react badly. 171 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:22,793 Oh, this is Carmen's idea! Of course it is. 172 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,103 What is that supposed to mean? 173 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:26,310 What it means is, Brett, that "Carmen" asking for money 174 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:29,448 so she can fly here is textbook scam. 175 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:30,793 It is textbook scam. 176 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:32,137 No, it's not. You just don't like her. 177 00:06:32,241 --> 00:06:34,000 For all I know, she could be AI, 178 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,620 but I'm sure she's a very lovely computer. 179 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:37,517 I love you, Brett. Please send money. 180 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:39,103 - She's not AI, brother. - Yeah? 181 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:40,137 - I checked. - Really? 182 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,655 - How do you check? - With an AI. 183 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:43,241 - There's an app that tells you. - Yeah, but... 184 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:45,620 - AI to check your AI. I get it. - Yeah. 185 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:46,620 Listen, mate, 186 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:48,586 what actually concerns me is not that so much. 187 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:51,206 It's the fact that you've now fully merged with your phone. 188 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,689 That's such bullshit. 189 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:53,827 Okay, how about this, man? 190 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:54,862 - How about this? - Hmm? 191 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,275 If you can go the next 24 hours 192 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,310 without looking at your phone, even once... 193 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:01,206 - Yeah? - ...I'll give you $1,000. 194 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:02,517 - Really? - Straight up. 195 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,758 But if you can't, you drop the lawsuit. 196 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:06,758 That's good. 197 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:07,655 - Oh. - Mmm. Mmm. 198 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,586 - There. See? - Uh... 199 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:12,241 Hey, there's room in the lockbox if you want to get real, Bretty. 200 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:14,931 - Yeah, done. Take my phone. - Yay! 201 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,413 - You got a lockbox? - Yeah, yeah. 202 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:18,103 My phone's in there. It's a game changer. 203 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:19,379 It's so good for my ADHD. 204 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,137 And it's medical, so it's a work deduction. 205 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,413 - No, it's not. - Isn't it? 206 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,310 - No. - Oh. 207 00:07:24,413 --> 00:07:26,379 Yeah. Can I get in on that? 208 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:28,758 Would you like to? I would love that. 209 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:29,896 Fucking freedom! 210 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,206 Oh, my God. 211 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,275 - Now we're talking. - Yeah. 212 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:33,758 I don't wanna see it. I hate that thing. 213 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:36,172 No, they're horrible. Actually, Gordo, what about you? 214 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:37,689 No, I don't have... I need the maps. 215 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:39,344 - No, you don't, mate. - No, they're here. 216 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:40,344 You got that satnav, mate. 217 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:43,413 Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. 218 00:07:43,517 --> 00:07:45,275 Put it in. Put it in. 219 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:46,896 - I don't need to. - Put it in. 220 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,413 All right, fine! Fine! I'll put it in. 221 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:50,103 - Jesus Christ. All right. - Whoo! Ohh! 222 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:54,206 Oh, my God! We're gonna really connect. 223 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,000 It's gonna be so good! 224 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:57,862 Wait, what if we need a phone? 225 00:07:57,965 --> 00:07:58,965 - Already cracking. - No. 226 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:00,517 Crack Nicholson back here. 227 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,448 It's given me a code if we need to. 228 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,275 But we won't need to. Will we, Brettly? 229 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:05,931 No. No way. 230 00:08:06,034 --> 00:08:06,758 Oh, cows! 231 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:08,000 - Oh, cows. - Where? 232 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:09,275 See? We would've missed them 233 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:10,965 if we were all on our phones. 234 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,931 Let me get a photo. Ooh. 235 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,206 Hmm. 236 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:18,034 So, um, a very old friend of mine 237 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:20,137 is quite high up in the ACNC. 238 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:21,517 I don't know what that... 239 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:24,758 Oh, um, it's a, um, a government agency 240 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,344 that deals with, uh, uh, criminal activities 241 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,965 in charities and not-for-profits. 242 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:29,931 Right. 243 00:08:30,034 --> 00:08:31,344 Anyway, he's told me 244 00:08:31,448 --> 00:08:32,827 that your name has come up 245 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:36,172 in relation to your charity, Women Against Men Against Women. 246 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:39,310 No. We're WAWAM. 247 00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:41,724 That sounds like it would be... 248 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:45,551 ...MAMAW...WAMAL... 249 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:48,689 Yeah, but, Lynelle, whatever it's called... 250 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,137 - Hmm. - ...it's in your name. 251 00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:52,000 - Hmm. - It's your charity. 252 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:55,103 And there's been allegations of a misuse of funds. 253 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:56,793 Oh, I don't think that's right. 254 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:59,758 So, you need to get everything out of your name, Lynelle. 255 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:01,655 Oop! Oop! 256 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:07,655 Ahh. Wife talking to old flame. 257 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:14,137 I don't want to make a... a scene, Lynelle, 258 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,482 I just wanted you to be aware of... 259 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,586 I think you should leave. 260 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,034 I was clearly just doing that, Lee, you maggot! 261 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:23,931 Oh, name calling. 262 00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:26,241 You're a small, small man. 263 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:27,413 Small, small married man. 264 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:30,068 Okay, okay. Bernie, I think you should go. 265 00:09:30,172 --> 00:09:31,034 I'm... I'm going. 266 00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:33,620 Lynelle, I just want you to know 267 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,275 that the eight months that we spent together... 268 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:36,655 Where's Colin? 269 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:37,448 Who? 270 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,206 Did you not close the front door? 271 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,620 Did I not? No, uh, sorry. 272 00:09:41,724 --> 00:09:44,172 Colin! Lee, is Colin with you? 273 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:44,931 - No. - Ohh! 274 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,586 Uh... 275 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,931 - Colin! - Now you've done it. 276 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,620 Battery 30%. 277 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:58,241 Oof! Did you turn the aircon off? 278 00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:01,172 Yeah, I had to, b... I'm trying to save charge on the battery. 279 00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:02,689 Ohh. 280 00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:05,068 Nah, man. Can I open a window? 281 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,620 No. It makes my ears go digga-digga-digga-digga-digga. 282 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,793 - What does that even mean? - It's weird. No. 283 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:11,413 - What? - Just relax, everybody. 284 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,689 There's a charging station up ahead. We're fine. 285 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,827 I think it got stolen. 286 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:19,758 Stolen? 287 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:23,137 An electric vehicle charger got stolen? 288 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:24,793 - Yeah. - Why? 289 00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:27,310 Well... you don't happen to know anything about it? 290 00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:30,517 Me? No. 291 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,206 Why would I know anything about it? 292 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,862 I don't know, you're the one asking all these questions. 293 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,413 Okay. 294 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,620 But if you just keep an eye out for us... 295 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,206 Yeah, well, I'm looking for one, yeah. 296 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,965 So are we. 297 00:10:44,068 --> 00:10:44,965 Okay, so we're... 298 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:45,965 Same boat. 299 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,275 We're in the same boat, aren't we? 300 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:49,655 Uh, how'd you go? 301 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:50,620 No good. 302 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:52,000 Uh, but we're fine, we'll be fine. 303 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,965 It's just... We'll just have to find another one. 304 00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,172 Okay. 305 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,793 Where are the others? 306 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:57,931 Toilet. 307 00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,482 Okay. 308 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,103 Yeah. 309 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,000 Ash, I feel like 310 00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,620 I might've stuffed this up a little bit. 311 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,448 Oh, no, no, no. We'll find another charger. 312 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:08,862 No, no, no, not that. 313 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:11,172 I mean, I feel like you might have thought 314 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,862 that this was just gonna be the two of us this trip. 315 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,137 No. 316 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,310 This... this is... 317 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,379 This is a work trip. I knew that. 318 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:19,379 It's just that Lynelle said... 319 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:21,241 It's not lingerie! 320 00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:22,137 She said lingerie. 321 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,241 It's... Oh, God. 322 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:25,827 It's a matching set. 323 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:28,793 - Is that not lingerie? - No. It's a matching set. 324 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,931 But it's not matching... bra and undies matching. 325 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:33,724 They match. I'm not dancing at the Moulin Rouge, mate. 326 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,344 Point is, it's okay if you did think that... 327 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,620 Ohhh! What do you want me to say? 328 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:42,586 Because even if I did want it to just be us, 329 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:43,896 you clearly didn't. 330 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,310 So, it's all good, it's all good. 331 00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,586 But maybe I did! 332 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,413 I just thought that maybe you would think 333 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,517 that it's too much or it's too soon. 334 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,862 That's all right. You could have asked me. 335 00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:55,379 I could have, but it's, you know, it's not very romantic. 336 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,758 Gordy, it's fine. 337 00:11:57,862 --> 00:12:00,827 I just think that we're not on the same page. 338 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,620 But that's what I'm saying. Maybe we are on the same page. 339 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,827 We're just at slightly different paragraphs 340 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,793 - of that page, you know. - It's not. 341 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,172 And if we just looked at the page together... 342 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,000 No, Brett's here. 343 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:12,931 - Hey. - Hey. 344 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:15,586 Hey, Bretty, is a matching bra and undies 345 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:16,827 automatically lingerie? 346 00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,482 No. It's just a matching set. 347 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:19,862 Thank you. 348 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:22,310 I didn't know. I thought it was the same thing. 349 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,068 - You? - Yeah. 350 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,068 - What an idiot. - Yeah. 351 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,931 Colin! 352 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,310 Colin! 353 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:29,620 Here, boy. Come on. 354 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,206 Little doggy. 355 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,586 Colin! 356 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,103 Colin! 357 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,827 Battery 25%. 358 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,758 Hey, Chi, take my phone out of the lockbox. 359 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,172 I've got to find a charging station. 360 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:49,068 - This map's got no fucking idea. - First one to break. 361 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,310 - It was a nice little spell. - It was, and now it's broken. 362 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,310 Oh, shit. 363 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,172 Okay, very good. 364 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,931 - No, I'm not joking. - Can we not do this? 365 00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,689 It's... it's in Fortress Mode. 366 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,344 - What? - Tell me you're joking. 367 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,758 I'm not. I don't even know... How the fuck did I do that? 368 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,724 What is that? What's Fortress Mode? 369 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,931 It's just... You can't get into it! 370 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,896 - Okay, calm down. - You can't get into it! 371 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,241 Okay, there'll be an override somewhere. 372 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,000 - Okay? - Yes. No. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 373 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:14,034 You just have to get a code from the lockbox people. 374 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,724 - And how do you get... - It's online. Oh, no! 375 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:18,482 - Nah, man. This isn't good, man. - No. 376 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,000 This is fucked, actually. 377 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,965 'Cause I-I didn't tell Carmen what we were doing, 378 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,620 and... and she's probably freaking out. 379 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:24,275 - Chi... - Yeah. 380 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:26,137 - ...not ideal. - No. 381 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,896 But... we're fine. 382 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,068 We've got enough battery. We'll find a charging place. 383 00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:31,482 - We're actually fine, all right? - Yeah. 384 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,931 - Okay. - We're actually, actually fine. 385 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:35,517 - Everything's good. - Yeah. Yep. 386 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:36,965 Check out this guy. 387 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,551 - He's all over the shop. - Ooh. 388 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:39,827 Oh, yeah. 389 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,241 Holy shit! 390 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:43,827 - Oh, my God. Did you see that? - Yes, I saw that. 391 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,482 - What? - There's a sign in the back 392 00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:46,862 that says "Help me". 393 00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:47,896 - Nah, that's crazy. - No, it didn't. 394 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,724 - Yes, it did. - We have to help. 395 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,275 I...I fully agree. 396 00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:53,482 What are we gonna do, Mad Max? Ram them off the road? 397 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,241 I think we... Should we just follow them? 398 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,517 Should we? 399 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,000 - No, definitely not. - We don't follow vans. 400 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,034 Yeah, I mean, yes. 401 00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,517 You know what? I'm just gonna hang back. 402 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,586 We're already here. And we'll just see what happens. 403 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,448 And maybe a cop car will come or something. 404 00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:05,586 Gordon, this is 100% 405 00:14:05,689 --> 00:14:07,793 kids fucking around in the back of the van. 406 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,310 Really? You think kids are in that van? 407 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,931 I have three boys. They do this sort of shit all the time. 408 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,758 - Hmm. - Or it's a psycho. 409 00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:15,137 But either way, do you wanna spend 410 00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:18,034 the last 22% of the battery finding out? 411 00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,689 Oh, they're turning off. 412 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,034 - What do you think? - I mean... 413 00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:22,862 - No, Gordon, don't do it. Stop. - No, stop it, Chi. 414 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,241 - Stop. Stop. Stop. - Chi, stop it. 415 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,310 Turn's coming up. Come on, they're doing it. 416 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,862 No! Gordon! 417 00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:28,965 - Shut up. - No! 418 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:29,896 Everyone, relax. 419 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,689 - Relax. - You've killed us! 420 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:35,034 You smell like you've got halitosis. 421 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,241 What are you... 422 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,931 Stop it! 423 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,931 Stop it! 424 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,620 - Get off me! - Bernie! Bernie! 425 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,689 Stop it! Oh, my God! 426 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,172 I don't bloody need this. 427 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:49,379 You're supposed to be looking for the dog. 428 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,068 - I was. I looked all around... - I started looking. 429 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,586 But I honestly can't remember what it looks like. 430 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,724 He looks like a crippled border terrier, Bernie. 431 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,310 Oh, I didn't see it, Lynnie. 432 00:14:58,413 --> 00:14:59,379 You ripped my shirt. 433 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,655 Suck shit, cunt. 434 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:02,931 - Get out. - Me?! 435 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:07,068 Yes, you, Bernie. This is all your fault. Get out. 436 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,413 You heard her. 437 00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:13,000 I will. 438 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:15,896 But I want you to know 439 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,241 that the eight months that we spent together... 440 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:19,620 Go! 441 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,827 Unbelievable! 442 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,310 Whoo! Anyway. 443 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,206 Drink? 444 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,206 What? 445 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,586 What do you mean, drink? 446 00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:37,241 Shall we have a drink? 447 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,655 Colin is missing. 448 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,068 - Right. - Yes. 449 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,793 So get in the car and go and find him. 450 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,172 - What, now? - Yes, now. 451 00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,448 Right you are. 452 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:56,310 Come on. Just... No, leave it. 453 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,655 It's not all right, mate. 454 00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,551 No, we're gonna need like a blowtorch or something. 455 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:00,551 Okay, we'll find ourselves a blowtorch. 456 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:05,344 Will you stop it? Making me crazy. 457 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,379 - Maybe... - Okay. 458 00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:08,896 They definitely know that we're following them. 459 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,344 - Yeah. - Yeah. 460 00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:11,517 Hundo P. 461 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,034 Honestly, mate, you need to do a U-ey. 462 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,655 You need to turn around. You need to go back. 463 00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,413 - That's obvious. - Chi. 464 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,379 It's too late, mate. We're... we're fully in. 465 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:20,379 Fully in. 466 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,517 - Bretty, stop the buttons! - Stop it! 467 00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:26,103 Okay, he's turning. Where is this? 468 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:27,724 Oh, shit. 469 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:28,689 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 470 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,344 Shit. I think he lives here. 471 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,413 Gordy, turn around. 472 00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:32,413 Go, go. 473 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:33,689 Somebody might need help, Chi. 474 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,241 Fucking hell. 475 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:36,241 It's okay. 476 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:37,448 It's okay, everyone. 477 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:39,068 It's okay. 478 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,827 That's bad. This is bad. 479 00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:41,862 - Oh, no. - Gordy! Don't. 480 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:42,931 It's okay. 481 00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:43,793 Do not go all Peter Parker here, 482 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,758 'cause he could have a gun, okay? 483 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,344 Hey, it's not America, okay? At best, he'll have a knife. 484 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:49,448 - Great! He'll fucking stab ya. - Oh! 485 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,551 Yeah. I'll back you up. 486 00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,586 No, no, no. Just fucking everyone relax. 487 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,206 I'm just gonna have a chat, okay? 488 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,379 Look, he looks... He seems like a... 489 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,689 - Psycho? - Yeah. 490 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,310 - Looks like a psycho. - Yeah. Psycho. 491 00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:03,310 - Can I help you, mate? - G'day. 492 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,137 - This your place? - Mm. Yep. 493 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,000 It's really lovely. 494 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,172 Thanks. 495 00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:13,758 Um, yeah, just, um, sorry. Um, so weird. 496 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,896 Uh, my name's Gordon. Hello. 497 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,931 Is there anyone else in the... in the van? 498 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,172 At all? 499 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:21,310 Excuse me? 500 00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:23,517 Hello. 501 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,862 The fuck are you looking at, Gordon? 502 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,275 Ooh, you like her, eh? 503 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,827 Is that why you've been following us? 504 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,379 - I can hook you up. - No, that's okay. 505 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,517 You two would be great together. 506 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,103 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to look. 507 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,931 She's very beautiful. I just, um... 508 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,620 I just have reason to believe 509 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:43,103 that, um, there might be someone inside the van 510 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:47,206 who doesn't want to be there, potentially. 511 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,896 Oh, my... 512 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,068 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 513 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,275 - Shit. - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 514 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,310 - Who sent ya, eh? Who sent ya? - No, no, no, no. 515 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:58,344 - Who sent ya, huh? - Oi, let him go! 516 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,172 What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do? 517 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:02,206 All right, okay. I just... 518 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,137 Who was it? 519 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,068 There's a "Help me" sign in the back window. 520 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,620 I just saw a "Help me" sign. 521 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:07,379 "Help..." 522 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,758 Ah. 523 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,896 You okay? 524 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,965 Yeah, yeah. 525 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:16,000 - I was gonna... You know? - Yeah, of course. 526 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:19,551 Oi! You been doing that "Help me" shit again? 527 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,068 Have you? Get out here. 528 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:22,620 - Ohh. - Come on, quick sticks. 529 00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,068 Let's go! 530 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,689 Fucking dawdle. Let's go! 531 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,827 Oh, so it was kids. 532 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:32,482 Yep, I can see that. 533 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:33,793 Did ya?! 534 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:40,172 Ya fuckin'... Get inside, both of ya! 535 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:41,206 Go on! 536 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,034 Come on, you heard your father, boys. 537 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:45,275 And no fuckin' Nintendo! 538 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,172 - Screen time. It's just... - Bad, yeah. 539 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,413 - Yeah. - Kids. 540 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:53,034 You think we kidnapped them or something, did ya? 541 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:54,862 - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 542 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,793 - You did a little bit. - Well, a little bit. 543 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,448 - Yeah. - Sorry, we did. 544 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,758 Yeah. 545 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,758 It's funny, is it? Kidnapping kids? 546 00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:02,896 - No. - It's not. 547 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,310 It's not funny. We... we can't... 548 00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,931 We don't make light of that at all. 549 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,068 - No. - You know. 550 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,482 In fact, the opposite. That's why we're... 551 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:09,793 That's why we're here. 552 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,172 - In many ways, yes. - Yeah. 553 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,413 But it's our mistake, I can see that now. 554 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,517 And, uh, I'm really sorry. 555 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,517 - He's sorry, yeah. - We'll just, uh... 556 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:21,862 Oh, I don't suppose you know of any, um, EV charging stations 557 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,517 that might be in this area? 558 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,068 EV? 559 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,689 Electrical vehicle. 560 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:27,724 Ahh. 561 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,586 You're not in the big smoke now, mate. 562 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,034 Put some fucking petrol in it. 563 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,448 I would. It's just that it's not a hybrid vehicle. 564 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,551 It's fully electric. 565 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,241 - And we got a rebate on it. - Yeah. 566 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,172 You're not driving a car, are ya? 567 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:39,413 You're driving a fucking sewing machine. 568 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,551 Yeah, yeah. 569 00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:42,862 Go on, fuck off! 570 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,689 - Yeah. - See ya. 571 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,172 - You all right? - Yep. 572 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:48,448 Get off the fucking grass! 573 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:49,517 - Oh, yeah. - Sorry! 574 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,448 Fuckwits. Fuck me! 575 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:53,517 Oh, fuck. 576 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,034 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 577 00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,103 Totally fine. It's fine. 578 00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:58,413 - He got you? - It's fine. 579 00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:01,206 So how much charge is left? 580 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,482 Six percent. 581 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,689 - But there'll be 10% in reserve. - Really? 582 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:05,758 - What? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 583 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:06,724 - It's... it's... - That's not true. 584 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,172 ...how they're designed. 585 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,172 It's how they're designed, for sure. We're good. 586 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,000 Oh, 5 now. 587 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:19,482 Sound the fanfare. The hero has returned. 588 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,655 You found him. Where is he? 589 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,655 He's just outside doing a wee-wee. 590 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,000 Where was he? 591 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,137 He was at the pound. 592 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,620 - The pound? - Mm-hm. 593 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,068 That happened so quickly. 594 00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:31,310 They must have got him as soon as he got out the front gate. 595 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:34,724 Yes, it's a bloody nanny state, isn't it? Unbelievable. 596 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:38,034 Anyway, all's well that ends well. 597 00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,551 That's not Colin. 598 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,620 What? Yes, it is. 599 00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:46,862 Colin's got wheels. 600 00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:50,482 Well, he must have lost them. Or some kids stole them. 601 00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:53,103 Lee, his back legs don't work. 602 00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:54,344 Still? 603 00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:55,793 Always! 604 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,862 Well, it's an upgrade. 605 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,482 See? 606 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,862 Anyway, I must mend my pocket. 607 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:11,379 Why are you slowing down? What are you doing? 608 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:12,241 Battery 0%. 609 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,724 - Serious? - Oh, fuck it. 610 00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:15,379 - Did she say 0%? - Oh, my God! 611 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,931 What does that mean? What does this mean, Gordy? 612 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,517 You said 10% reserve! 613 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,379 I thought there'd be 10%. I thought there was. 614 00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:21,931 - She's saying zero! - I can hear her. 615 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,827 What are you doing? We're going into a tree. 616 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,310 - Oh, my God! - Battery 0%. 617 00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:27,517 Please pull over safely. 618 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,827 No, don't put me back on hold. 619 00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:32,965 This is the wrong dog. We can't keep him. 620 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:35,551 Right, well, stick it up your arse, then. 621 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:45,896 God, you look exactly like him. 622 00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,137 Are you Colin? 623 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,517 My God. You are, aren't you? 624 00:21:54,655 --> 00:21:57,965 Your legs were fine the whole time. 625 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,103 Ohh. 626 00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:02,034 Got him! 627 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,827 Locked in the laundry. He was at my underpants. 628 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,379 - Boop! - Oh, my God! 629 00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:07,724 Oh, my God, Colin! 630 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,758 You haven't got rid of the other one yet? 631 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,068 Oh, no, the pound won't take him back. 632 00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:13,827 You should make Bernie take him. 633 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:15,862 He'd probably diddle him, he's so lonely. 634 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:18,413 - Lee? - Hmm? 635 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,482 Bernie told me 636 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:24,965 WAWAM was in some sort of financial trouble or something. 637 00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:27,172 - What? Wh... what? - What could he mean? 638 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:30,620 Darling, Bernie is just a disgruntled ex-lover, isn't he? 639 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,827 Now, we know that. 640 00:22:31,931 --> 00:22:33,551 And he would say anything to get your attention, 641 00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:34,241 wouldn't he, yes? 642 00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:35,827 Hmm. 643 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:37,034 But is there anything? 644 00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:39,034 You know, what I'd like to know 645 00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:40,724 is what are we gonna call that dog? 646 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,517 You just said you wanted to get rid of him. 647 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,068 No, no, no, no. He's gorgeous. 648 00:22:44,172 --> 00:22:46,448 He's much better than the other one, don't you think? 649 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:47,344 Oh, well, he is cute. 650 00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,413 He's very cute. Look at him. 651 00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:51,896 His little wet nose. Look at this. 652 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,172 Look at them. They're so happy together. I'm happy. 653 00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:56,827 Look at them. Look at him. Look at him. 654 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,000 Yeah. 655 00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:02,275 Uh, I think we've got 656 00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:03,862 about 40 minutes left of daylight, okay? 657 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,103 So at this point, I think 658 00:23:05,206 --> 00:23:07,206 it's safest just to stay with the car overnight 659 00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,551 and we'll walk out in the morning. 660 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,344 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 661 00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:11,310 What, we're all gonna sleep in there, are we? 662 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:15,172 - Ohhhhh! - Um, well, we could, I mean... 663 00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:17,310 G...girls can stay in the cabin 664 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:19,000 and Bretty and I will stay in the tray. 665 00:23:19,103 --> 00:23:20,172 I'll make a fire. 666 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,827 Oh, right. Got any water, Bear Grylls? 667 00:23:21,931 --> 00:23:23,034 Um, Bretty? 668 00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:26,206 Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! 669 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,448 - Oh. - Did we bring any water? 670 00:23:28,551 --> 00:23:31,310 No. We have a slab of IPA and a slab of Tox. 671 00:23:31,413 --> 00:23:33,965 - Okay. - What, the electrolyte beer? 672 00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:35,137 Should be pretty hydrating. 673 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,689 Oh, fantastic. We're saved! 674 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:39,793 Hey, Chi, Chi, if you have a plan, I'm all ears, mate! 675 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,034 Hey, how about this? 676 00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:42,965 We put all our phones into an impenetrable lockbox 677 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,310 that doesn't open until tomorrow. 678 00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:47,275 That's fantastic. That's a great plan. Thank you. Next! 679 00:23:47,379 --> 00:23:50,413 Fucking Bretty! Stop with the banging! 680 00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:52,620 Hmm. 681 00:23:55,275 --> 00:23:57,310 Okay, come on. Here we go. 682 00:23:57,413 --> 00:23:58,586 Look alive. 683 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,517 - Thank you, Gordon. - It's the good stuff. 684 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:03,275 - Yeah, thanks. - Okay. 685 00:24:03,379 --> 00:24:08,241 Here is to, uh, camping, adventure with friends. 686 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,724 Cheers, hey? Adventure. 687 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,655 - Yeah. Cheers. - Cheers. Yeah. 688 00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:19,000 - That's so salty! - That's so gross. 689 00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:20,310 How much salt's in that, Brett? 690 00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:22,586 - Do we sell that? - That's the electrolytes. 691 00:24:22,689 --> 00:24:23,551 Oh! 692 00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:25,620 It's gonna make us thirstier, if anything. 693 00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:26,517 Yeah. 694 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:27,758 You know what, I'm gonna call it because 695 00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:29,793 the sooner I go to bed, the sooner this nightmare is over. 696 00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:31,103 Yeah. 697 00:24:31,206 --> 00:24:33,724 I'll just go brush my teeth with IPA. Yeah. 698 00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,689 Yeah, uh, try not to do it near the toilets that I dug. 699 00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:38,206 Okay. 700 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,344 - You stop, and you get up. - Hmm? 701 00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:42,448 And you... you come and show me exactly where they are. 702 00:24:42,551 --> 00:24:45,724 Okay. No worries. I think I remember where it is. 703 00:24:45,827 --> 00:24:48,172 I mean, how many have you done today, anyway? 704 00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:50,000 Uh, three, three and a half? 705 00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,379 - Yeah, I've counted three. - Ugh! 706 00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:53,310 - Yeah. - So gross! 707 00:24:53,413 --> 00:24:54,655 That's what I counted. 708 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,448 - Well, you know... - Well... 709 00:25:00,551 --> 00:25:02,931 ...you can't say I don't take you to nice places. 710 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,896 Totally. Oh, my God. 711 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,586 Salty beer, no amenities, very close to the road. 712 00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:11,482 - Convenient. - Yeah. It's really good. 713 00:25:11,586 --> 00:25:13,379 - It doesn't get any closer. - Nuh. 714 00:25:17,103 --> 00:25:20,310 How about this? How about we just draw a line under it? 715 00:25:20,413 --> 00:25:21,620 - Under what? - Under us. 716 00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:24,275 Like, all the history, all the fuckin' bullshit, 717 00:25:24,379 --> 00:25:25,931 and we just go, "Hey, we're meeting 718 00:25:26,034 --> 00:25:28,413 for the first time right now, starting fresh. 719 00:25:28,517 --> 00:25:32,758 Just two people meeting... by the campfire." 720 00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:35,344 Okay. 721 00:25:35,448 --> 00:25:37,482 Hi. My name's Gordon. What's your name? 722 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,758 Hi. 723 00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:39,413 Lucy. 724 00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:40,724 - Lucy? - Yeah. It's... 725 00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:42,103 I thought we were doing real names. 726 00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:45,689 Okay, my name's Ashley, but, you know, I don't know you. 727 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:47,931 - Right. - Can't be too careful. 728 00:25:48,034 --> 00:25:49,344 That's... that's actually... 729 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:50,448 That's good thinking. 730 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:53,241 Gordon. That's not a great name. 731 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,379 I hope your last name's better. 732 00:25:57,241 --> 00:26:00,068 So the word around the campfire is you've got a matching set. 733 00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:00,931 Let's talk colors. 734 00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:02,862 Ah, not really appropriate, mate. 735 00:26:02,965 --> 00:26:03,413 I just met you. 736 00:26:03,551 --> 00:26:05,689 - Fair point. - Yeah. 737 00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:07,827 Ease up. 738 00:26:09,896 --> 00:26:09,965 Stop! 739 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,172 - What is it? - Don't move. 740 00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:14,448 What the fuck is it? 741 00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,275 Just, um... 742 00:26:16,379 --> 00:26:17,379 Is it a spider? 743 00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,137 It's not a spider. 744 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:20,862 Promise? 745 00:26:20,965 --> 00:26:22,655 In all honesty... 746 00:26:23,586 --> 00:26:24,586 ...not a spider. 747 00:26:24,689 --> 00:26:28,034 Something else, which is fine and harmless. 748 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:31,344 - Is... is it a spider, though? - Not a spider. 749 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:35,172 'Cause if it's a fucking spider, I'm gonna freak the fuck out. 750 00:26:35,275 --> 00:26:36,482 It is a spider. 751 00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:38,896 - Fucking hell, man! - Okay, okay, okay! Fucking okay. 752 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,689 - Where is it? Okay, Okay. - Gordon! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 753 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,827 You're good. You're good. You're good. 754 00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:47,275 I can't do this. I have to... I'm gonna go to bed now. 755 00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:49,068 Because I've never camped. 756 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,655 I am the indoor type. 757 00:26:51,724 --> 00:26:54,793 And I'm fucking done here. Good night. 758 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:07,551 Thanks a lot, you fucking eight-eyed fucking freakish... 759 00:27:07,655 --> 00:27:09,448 Okay! 760 00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:23,793 Morning! 761 00:27:26,137 --> 00:27:27,172 Hi. 762 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:29,000 Everything all right? 763 00:27:29,103 --> 00:27:32,103 Oh, yeah. Yes, we are... Our car ran out of battery. 764 00:27:32,206 --> 00:27:35,896 Right. Yeah, well, it is an EV, so what do you expect? 765 00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:37,758 Hi. 766 00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:40,620 Ladies. 767 00:27:41,551 --> 00:27:43,137 Thank God you were driving past. 768 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:44,620 No, well, I wasn't. 769 00:27:44,724 --> 00:27:46,034 Um, we've actually... we had an inquiry 770 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:48,103 from the Department of Foreign Affairs, 771 00:27:48,206 --> 00:27:50,448 so that means I had to come out here and deal with you people. 772 00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:51,620 So who called it in? 773 00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:52,655 I believe the alarms were raised 774 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:53,689 in the Philippines. 775 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:55,655 - A lady by the name of... - Carmen! 776 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,482 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! I told you! 777 00:27:57,586 --> 00:27:59,275 - What? - We share locations. 778 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:00,586 She must have just seen me 779 00:28:00,689 --> 00:28:02,137 sitting here in the middle of nowhere. 780 00:28:02,241 --> 00:28:03,275 - Wow! - Whoa! 781 00:28:03,379 --> 00:28:07,655 Right, so, no emergency, no one's injured. 782 00:28:07,758 --> 00:28:10,137 No. Oh, my back hurts a little. 783 00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:12,862 All right, well, yeah, great use of my time. Thank you. 784 00:28:12,965 --> 00:28:14,103 Thank you. 785 00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,137 - Hey. - Hey. 786 00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:18,793 - I told you she's not AI. - Hey... 787 00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:20,517 - You owe me 1,000 bucks. - We don't know that. 788 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,965 AI is perfectly capable of making a phone call, Brett. 789 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:26,206 Hey, why didn't you press the SOS button? 790 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:27,275 What? 791 00:28:27,379 --> 00:28:28,517 Where is that? 792 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,689 Oh, it's just right there. 793 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,413 Just where it says SOS. 794 00:28:36,724 --> 00:28:38,137 Oh, there it is. Couldn't be bigger. 795 00:28:38,241 --> 00:28:39,931 Couldn't be redder. Couldn't be more embossed. 796 00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:42,689 I'll tell you what the emergency is. You're a fuckhead. 797 00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:45,344 Yep, okay. Just... Yep. Yep. Just... 798 00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:48,000 Yep, SOS. Gordon's fucked. 799 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,931 Gordon, it's right there, man. 800 00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,724 Sorry, you were in the front too. 801 00:28:51,827 --> 00:28:53,068 - Yeah. - You're just as close as he is. 802 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:55,000 This feels like a work thing. I'm gonna... 803 00:28:57,965 --> 00:29:00,551 - Brett. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 804 00:29:02,862 --> 00:29:04,655 Oh, thanks. That's your phone. 805 00:29:05,862 --> 00:29:06,724 Ooh! 806 00:29:06,827 --> 00:29:08,586 Jesus. Maybe I am addicted. 807 00:29:08,689 --> 00:29:09,620 - Mmm. - Yeah. 808 00:29:09,724 --> 00:29:10,965 - Maybe. - Oh, and hey. 809 00:29:11,068 --> 00:29:12,793 Thanks for a top weekend, you two. 810 00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:14,275 - Excuse me? - Us? 811 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,620 Well, I said it'd be kids in the back of the van, didn't I? 812 00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:17,931 - She did. - But it was suss, all right? 813 00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:19,482 But, no, don't listen to the voice of reason. 814 00:29:19,586 --> 00:29:20,862 - It was suss. - It was a dodgy-looking van. 815 00:29:20,965 --> 00:29:22,241 No, just try and make a citizen's arrest. 816 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,689 With a fucking "Help me" sign in the back. 817 00:29:23,793 --> 00:29:24,931 Hold on, hold on, where was this? 818 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:26,034 Just outside Cowra. 819 00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:27,379 And was it a dark blue van? 820 00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:28,827 - Yeah. - Yeah. 821 00:29:28,931 --> 00:29:30,827 And the guy was, uh, was bald with a beard 822 00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:32,689 and he had the skinny missus with big lips? 823 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:35,000 Oh, yeah, and two young boys in the back. 824 00:29:35,931 --> 00:29:37,310 Two young boys? 825 00:29:37,413 --> 00:29:38,206 Yeah. 826 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,862 This is car 14. 827 00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:41,137 I may have located those two missing boys. 828 00:29:41,241 --> 00:29:42,827 - Oh! - Requesting backup. Over. 829 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:44,310 - Oh, my God. - Copy that, car 14. 830 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:47,000 A unit is dispatched. 831 00:29:49,482 --> 00:29:51,241 We fucking knew it. 832 00:29:51,344 --> 00:29:52,965 - We knew it. - We fucking knew that. 833 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,482 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 834 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:55,275 - Chiara... - Yeah, mate. 835 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,379 - ...suck shit. - Eat shit, Chi. 836 00:29:56,482 --> 00:29:58,000 - Oh, okay. - You need to eat shit. 837 00:29:58,103 --> 00:29:59,620 Oi! Oi! 838 00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:01,448 ...start helping people. 839 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,620 These children are in danger. 840 00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:06,344 Yeah. That's what I was trying to tell her. The whole time. 841 00:30:06,448 --> 00:30:07,655 Yeah. 842 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:12,551 Eat shit, mate. 843 00:30:12,655 --> 00:30:13,241 Suck on it. 844 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,206 Fucking suck. 845 00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:17,586 Suck shit, because we fucking knew. 846 00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:18,931 - And we knew. - Fuck, yeah. 847 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,275 Don't fist-bump. 848 00:30:20,379 --> 00:30:21,965 Fuck you, because you didn't listen. 849 00:30:22,068 --> 00:30:24,655 - Eat shit, mate. - So suck on some shit. 850 00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:26,310 Enough! 851 00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:34,551 Oh, my God! 852 00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:38,034 Mum just posted a video of Colin walking. 853 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:50,896 ♪ Everybody talking 'bout 854 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,620 ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 855 00:30:52,724 --> 00:30:53,758 ♪ Everybody talking 'bout ♪ 856 00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:55,310 ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 857 00:30:55,413 --> 00:30:57,965 ♪ Everybody do the 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 858 00:30:58,068 --> 00:30:59,379 ♪ Everybody talking 'bout ♪ 859 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:00,551 ♪ 1, 2, 3 ♪ 860 00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:01,724 ♪ Well, you know ♪ 861 00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:04,206 ♪ I'd walk a mile just to die ♪ 862 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:10,655 ♪ Gotta learn what that door is for ♪